I want to put a ding in the universe..
Life before the computer
Memory was something you lost with age
An application was filed for employment
A program was a radio- or TV show
A cursor used profanity
A keyboard was a piano
A web was made by a spider
A virus meant a runny nose
A CD was a bank account
A hard drive was a tough trip in your car
A mouse pad a place for the mouse to crash
And if you had a 3,5 inch floppy -
you just hoped nobody would find out
(Free interpretation from Funny.com)
